About 2 monhts ago, I won a door prize for a 50 dollar gift card to Home Depot that my dad collected for me since I had already left the event.
Since I don't have a home, and already own a hammer, I didn't see a need for the card. So my dad gave me 50 bucks cash instead, and kept the card to use for his gardening projects.
Well, later that day, I took those 50 dollars, and bought 10 pairs of underpants from Vicky's Secret. I got home, and they were too small.
Today, as I was going through the underwear drawer, they were the last clean pairs I had. SO, I thought, "why not" and slipped on a pair.
WELL, THEY FUCKING FIT. I did a little dance, and bragged to Brett that not only do these underpants fit me, but the size has NO X in it. Yes, my friends, I can now wear a Large. not an X-tra large, but a large.
I will be smiling all day.
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